Drum roll, please…Yes, It’s going to happen!!
Coming Aug. 23– the sports event of the century.
Something you can’t afford to miss. Something to tell your grandchildren about years from now.
On that day, at 2:30 p.m. sharp, I will square off in a high-stakes, high-pressure, 18-hole match of miniature golf at Playland Amusement Park with none other than Westchester County Executive Andy Spano.
I’ve written about this already in my Journal News column, so you may know what the deal is. If I win, I get to play county executive for a few hours. But if I lose, well, Andy gets to write my column.
Come one, come all. No ticket purchase is required, merely the cost of Playland parking.
Mark it down. Fifteen days from now, I will go mano a mano with Spano. And yes, this will be a clean event. Do overs will not be allowed– and yes, both Andy and I will be tested for steroids and human growth hormones in advance of the match.
HERE’S WHERE I NEED YOUR HELP: I have a caddy, but I’m also looking for at least two beautiful cadd-ettes to serve as volunteer ball girls during the contest. If you think you’ve got what it takes to perform this impportant chore contact me at this blog or e-mail me at email@example.com or call 914-694-5008.