Blog Dog Gives Election Picks
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- October
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REISMAN NOTE: I have a policy of never revealing who I plan to vote for so I am turning over that chore to my dog, Amy, an amiable 8-year-old mixed breed who was more than happy to accept my invitation to perform the dirty deed. Amy is a registered Plutocrat.
Hello! I’m Amy. I’m a dog.
Yeah, yeah….I’m large and in charge! Hey, is that the mailman? No? OK, OK….hey, do you have anything to eat? No? Alright…Looky here, I’m going to tell you who I’m voting for on Nov. 7. Before I do, I gotta bark at this squirrel who’s sitting outside my window.Phew, now I feel like taking a snooze. Hey, what’s that smell?
Oh, yeah, OK, yeah, OK. Where was I? Oh, yeah…Here are my choices for the 2006 elections.
U.S. SENATE: I’m voting for Hillary Clinton because of Buddy, the dead dog. And Socks, the cat…I like cats. I live with two cats and I like them even though they make fun of me. They’re pretty kitties…
John Spencer is a scary man…He’s like the mailman. BAD MAN!!
GOVERNOR: My choice is Malachy McCourt, of the Green Party. I have a feeling he would be nice to me if I met him. I think he would sing me a pretty Irish song which I could bark to.
ATTORNEY GENERAL: Jeanine Pirro is a nice lady. She’s a big animal advocate and she’s got pet pigs. I have a pink nose and sometimes people think I’m part pig, but I’m not. I’m part pitbull, I think. I don’t like her husband, Al. He’s like the mailman. BAD MAN!!
COMPTROLLER: Chris Callaghan is a fat guy; he looks like a jolly St. Bernard. I’m voting for him. Alan Hevesi might steal my collar if I’m not careful. BAD MAN!!!
OK, that’s it. Gotta dog biscuit on you? No? I need a drink of water…where’s the toilet?
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