Newly deposed state Sen, Nick Spano was close to his loyal constituents, but judging from his concession speech yesterday maybe he was, uh, a little too close. He slipped a couple of unintentional funnies at us.
Roll the tape!
“I have no disappointments at all. This was such a great campaign. I traveled all across Westchester County. I received nothing but encouragement from every person that would come up to me and give me a little bit of tongue and a kiss, saying, you know we resepct what you’re doing.”
Hmm, a “bit of tongue.” Did he really say that? We wonder if he didn’t get an ear nibble, too.
“Thanks to every person, from the senior that walks up to me once in a while and pats me on the butt.”
On the butt! Did he really say that? Those randy seniors…they’re shagadelic, baby!