Wall Street: Hire That Dominatrix!
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- April
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Does this strike you as funny? Gina Pane, the Manhattanville College graduate, who for awhile earned more than chump change as a professional dominatrix, has filed a lawsuit against the Greenburgh Police Department, demanding $5 million to compensate her for “pain and suffering.”
Pain and suffering…a dominatrix. Uh, yeah, right. Isn’t that just a little bit like the pot calling the kettle black?
Pane (pronounced Pa-nay) is suing on the grounds that she was unjustly treated by the cops in January of 2006 when she was arrested for driving while ability impaired and possession of marijuana. The half-crazed media attention that followed (Oh my God, Harold, a dominitrix in Westchester!) caused irreprable damage to her reputation and scotched her chances at getting a job on Wall Street, she alleges.
No fair, I say. Practitioners of the sadistic arts should not be discriminated against and should get an equal shot at any job opening at a brokerage firm. After all, greed and inflicting pain work hand in hand, don’t they?
How about Paine Webber?
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Phil Reisman is a veteran journalist and native of Westchester County. He began his career in 1977 as the head copy boy of a startup New York City newspaper that quickly went belly up. Reisman was not to blame for the newspaper's failure, or so he claims.
Another Dominatrix “in Bed” with the Greenburgh Blues? Is this guy Feiner defecating all over his constituents, or what?