It’s time to call the vampire hunters. Hillary Clinton is the undead. She’ll never quit this race.

Never.

And I hope she doesn’t.

I”m having so much fun watching this insanity, that it would be a shame for her to drop out. Crazy Hil should take it all the way to the Democratic Party convention, and beyond. Yes, beyond!

If Obama should happen to win the presidential nomination, Hillary should show up to his inauguration and declare a Yogi-ism that it’s not ever until it’s over. And even if it is over, it’s not really over until SHE SAY IT’S OVER, DAMMIT.

Then I hope Hillary starts stalking him with nutty pranks, like making phony phone calls to the White House at 3 a.m. That would be funny.

But seriously folks….

Here’s the thing that gets me. After losing North Carolina and barely squeaking by in Indiana, Hillary not only seems determined to stick to a losing cause, she’s starting to whine again. Now she says if the Democrats followed the same primary rules as the Republicans, she’d be the presumptive nominee by now.

Think about that. Then consider all this polling talk that something like half of her supporters won’t vote for Obama if he becomes the nominee. Instead, they’ll vote for John McCain.

Maybe Hillary Clinton should join the GOP next time. In fact, here’s a strategy: She should switch parties and lobby to become McCain’s running mate!

As it, she’s spending all of her precious fortune to chase her Quixotic dream. The Clintons have $109 million and she’s forked over about one-tenth of it to her campaign. That’s like tithing, isn’t it? Before you know it, she’ll have to put the house in Chappaqua on the market to raise cash.

If you want to join the conversation on this and other items in the news, tune into my radio program, “High Noon,” at 12 p.m. today. My guest will be Matt Davies, the Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist for The Journal News.

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