A baby was reportedly born on Interstate 95 in Mamaroneck today. Details are sketchy.
Nothing has been confirmed. But let’s assume it’s true.
So what do you name this kid, anyway? I’ll take suggestions.
But if it’s a boy, I think he should be called Thomas– after Thomas E. Dewey, the former governor and failed Republican presidential candidate after whom the New York portion of the I-95 was named. If it’s a girl then Tomasina.
Dewey had many claims to fame besides a funny mustache. Alice Roosevelt once referred to him as the “little man on the wedding cake.”
Other possible names: