Speculation is running rampant on how Assemblyman Steve Katz, R-Yorktown, will defend his pot bust from last week.
2. THE EUGENE LEVY DEFENSE
It wasn’t me. It was a case of mistaken identity. Maybe the guy stopped by the state trooper said it was me, but it wasn’t me. Maybe it was really my doppelganger, Eugene Levy, the comic actor.
I mean, look at him. Looks like me, kinda?
3. NOT MY CAR DEFENSE
Oh yeah, man…I borrowed that car, man. I didn’t know there was a bag of weed in it, man…Man, you gotta believe me.
4. I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS POT DEFENSE
I thought it was kitty litter. You know, I’m a veterinarian.
5. TEMPORARY INSANITY DEFENSE
Yeah, that’s it. Shelly Silver is the devil! He made me smoke the evil weed! Arggghhh!!